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leo suzakura

call me tsukinaga or else

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[espansivo]

you asked me what i'd do!!!!!!!! that is what i would do
who is it i'd like to set up an appointment ☆

[taishou]

now it's double no
considerin who it is i think he'd fuckin expire if you tried

[espansivo]

kuro you cannot tell me there is someone who can put their legs behind their heads and NOT expect me to jump on that?????
do you know how hot that is
that level of flexibility is like
amazing for sex.

otherwise i guess i'd see if i could get him to pretzel himself for funsies

but seriously can you imagine it?
legs behinds his head
dick hard and out
talk about a treat ♪

[... there is like one person he knows that gets the double no treatment and now he's really fucking curious.]

[taishou]

i am well aware that it is leo
considerin [ Bending Leo into various positions has been fun but, also, Nazuna can put his legs behind his head. ]

yknow i was tryin not to
so thanks
thanks a lot
i regret textin you now
and yet i knew this was gonna be how this conversation went so good talk

[espansivo]

fantasies don't hurt anyone, kuro
you can still look him in the eye even after thinking about putting him against the wall
probably
i mean i will
if it's definitely who i think it is
who is the only person in the world to get a "double no" reaction
(which i will respect because you're right he'd die)

[taishou]

your sense of shame is about zilch compared to mine, yknow

just
don't terrorize him too much about it
cause i know you're not stupid so i know you're right with your guess
but i'm pretty sure he wasn't thinkin a damn thing close to that when he told me he could do it

[espansivo]

of course he wasn't
it's That Guy
he probably just thought "this is super weird and a little alarming i need to tell someone"

new question:
do you think you can handcuff someone's ankles behind their head