kuro you cannot tell me there is someone who can put their legs behind their heads and NOT expect me to jump on that????? do you know how hot that is that level of flexibility is like amazing for sex.
otherwise i guess i'd see if i could get him to pretzel himself for funsies
but seriously can you imagine it? legs behinds his head dick hard and out talk about a treat ♪
[... there is like one person he knows that gets the double no treatment and now he's really fucking curious.]
fantasies don't hurt anyone, kuro you can still look him in the eye even after thinking about putting him against the wall probably i mean i will if it's definitely who i think it is who is the only person in the world to get a "double no" reaction (which i will respect because you're right he'd die)
your sense of shame is about zilch compared to mine, yknow
just don't terrorize him too much about it cause i know you're not stupid so i know you're right with your guess but i'm pretty sure he wasn't thinkin a damn thing close to that when he told me he could do it
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do you know how hot that is
that level of flexibility is like
amazing for sex.
otherwise i guess i'd see if i could get him to pretzel himself for funsies
but seriously can you imagine it?
legs behinds his head
dick hard and out
talk about a treat ♪
[... there is like one person he knows that gets the double no treatment and now he's really fucking curious.]
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considerin [ Bending Leo into various positions has been fun but, also, Nazuna can put his legs behind his head. ]
yknow i was tryin not to
so thanks
thanks a lot
i regret textin you now
and yet i knew this was gonna be how this conversation went so good talk
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you can still look him in the eye even after thinking about putting him against the wall
probably
i mean i will
if it's definitely who i think it is
who is the only person in the world to get a "double no" reaction
(which i will respect because you're right he'd die)
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just
don't terrorize him too much about it
cause i know you're not stupid so i know you're right with your guess
but i'm pretty sure he wasn't thinkin a damn thing close to that when he told me he could do it
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it's That Guy
he probably just thought "this is super weird and a little alarming i need to tell someone"
new question:
do you think you can handcuff someone's ankles behind their head